Ken Kaniff (Skit) - Eminem
Play the audio for 'Ken Kaniff (Skit)'[Ken Kaniff]
Call this motherfucker [dial tone]
Ohh fuck yeah
Give 'im a piece of my mind....
A piece of my ass
[Operator]
Thanks for waiting
This is [sound dipped]
May I help you?
[Ken Kaniff]
Oh thank you
I need to make a collect call
[Operator]
What number?
[Ken Kaniff]
Ohhh
The number's [sound dipped] 62 [sound dipped]
[Automated Operator]
At the tone, please say your name (beep)
[Ken Kaniff]
Kennith Kaniff....from Connecticut
Automated piece of shit
[phone rings, man answers - presumably supposed to be Eminem]
[Man] Yo
[Ken Kaniff] Hey there cockboy
[Man] Who's this?
[Ken Kaniff] This is Ken Kannif
[Man] Who?
[Ken Kaniff] Ken Kannif from Connecticut, ya little bitch
[Man] From Connecticut?
[Ken Kaniff] Yean you wanna get a...
[Man] I don't know nobody in Connecticut
[Ken Kaniff] You wanna get a hotel room with me?
[Man] A hotel room?
[Ken Kaniff] Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, EMINEM!?
[Man] Ha.. Yo, wh, who is this? Cage?
[Ken Kaniff] Hey, pa ha..
You want me ta fuckin melt in your mouth and not in your hand?
Melt in your ass, ya little cockboy
[Man] He k-k-k-k
Yo shut up you little bitch
[Ken Kaniff] Oh you think I'm lyin huh?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Album Lyrics
- Get You Mad (Uncut) Ft. King Tech
- Public Service Announcement
- My Name Is
- Guilty Conscience
- Brain Damage
- If I Had
- '97 Bonnie & Clyde
- Bitch Please II
- Lounge (Skit) Ft. Bass Brothers, Marky Bass & Aristotle
- My Fault
- Ken Kaniff (Skit)
- Cum On Everybody Ft. Dina Rae
- Just Don't Give a F**k
- Rock Bottom
- Soap (skit) Ft. Royce 5'9” & Jeff Bass
- As the World Turns
- I'm Shady
- Bad Meets Evil Ft. Royce da 5'9"
- My Name Is (Clean Version)
- Role Model
- Just Don't Give A F***
- Still Don't Give a Fuck
